Trick 'r Treat 2 not coming soon

That's a bit of sad news for us fans of the absolutely brilliant horror anthology Trick 'r Treat, but it's from the mouth of Legendary Pictures president Thomas Tull himself, so there you go.

Tull invited selected members of the media to a Hollywood press conference today (thanks for not inviting us, asshole) where a number of big projects were discussed, including a Warcraft movie, the latest from Michael Mann and something interesting about special ops guys fighting ghosts. You can read all about 'em here.

But what really caught our interest was mention of Trick 'r Treat 2, which horror fans have been demanding since the original masterpiece was poorly mishandled by Warner Bros. and dumped on DVD.

Tull acknowledged "People love it, it's something we talked about internally," he said. However, he mentioned the whole needing-a-really-good-story/stories thing and that, apparently, isn't happening anytime soon.

I wonder if the decision not to proceed with a sequel has anything to do with Warner Bros.'s lack of love for the first movie. Everyone I know who's seen Trick 'r Treat loves it, and it's cleaned up at festival screenings, but there's a lot of violence toward children in the movie. That makes studios nervous.

Hopefully writer/director Michael Dougherty gets the chance to bring Sam and the gang back one day.

Source: Shock Till You Drop
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Riddick gets a new poster, international trailer

The more I see of the new Riddick movie, the more excited I am to see it. I dig the franchise, give me another movie dammit. A decade is a long-enough wait. 'Nuff said.

Check out the flick's San Diego Comic-Con poster. It's bad ass, and hints that the film's actual title could be Riddick: Rule the Dark. Neat.

Now feast your eye holes on this international trailer, which brings you more of everything. I like more of everything, don't you? Shut up! You know you do.



Left for dead on a sun-scorched planet, Riddick finds himself up against an alien race of predators. Activating an emergency beacon alerts two ships: one carrying a new breed of mercenary, the other captained by a man from Riddick's past.

Riddick opens everywhere Sept. 6.

Source: Horror-Movies.ca
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Jason versus Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

It needs to be said right out the gate, Tommy Wirkola's Dead Snow is the cat's ass. Based on the strength of that film alone, I had an inkling that Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters would be something special. That's why I pimped the fuck out of it on the site sight unseen. Now it's time to put the Jeremy Renner/Gemma Arterton fairy-tale-action-horror flick on the chopping block.

Hansel and Gretel are bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the siblings encounter a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past.

First off, kudos to Paramount Pictures and MGM for showing faith in this tough-to-market movie and releasing it in the hard R-rated version it was intended. There's no way, and I mean no way, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters would fly in a trimmed down, PG-13 version. No way.

This is a bloody, foul mouthed and fun as fuck flick that pulls no punches and never ceases to entertain. There's black comedy, ultra violence, and a great mix of practical and CGI effects that brings this dark spin on the Grimm fairy tale to life.

Shawn and I did a segment on the show last season about A-list stars doing B-movies, and Hansel and Gretel is a perfect example of that wish list put into action. We've got Renner and Arterton, who is dead sexy by the way, "slumming" it in what is essentially a $50-million B-movie. And they own it. Each is perfect in their role. Credit must be given to Famke Janssen as well, who is a prime bitch as the main bad witch. Say that 10 times fast.

Hansel and Gretel isn't a mainstream movie, but I'm glad it got a wide release and succeeded on its own terms. I could watch a dozen of these, and look forward to what Wirkola does next with this franchise. Yes, I want more Hansel and Gretel movies. Wanna fight about it?

A Good. Can't wait to see it again.  
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Dolph Lundgren, killer robots, zombies . . . in German

The headline says it all: Dolph Lundgren in a movie where he battles a horde of zombies with the help of killer robots. And it's dubbed in German.

At least this trailer for the upcoming Battle of the Damned is in German. Anchor Bay has most of the rights to writer/director Christopher (Robotropolis) Hatton's sci-fi/horror flick, so an English-language version is certainly in the mix somewhere. Dolph, killer robots and zombies work in any language though.



Here's what it's all about, in English: following a deadly viral outbreak, private military soldier Max Gatling leads a handful of survivors and a ragtag band of robots against an army of the infected.

Yeah, we're on this mofo.

Source: Arrow in the Head
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Second Elysium trailer shows Matt Damon action

Matt Damon became an unexpected action star with the Jason Bourne movies, but has never tried to follow that success up with anything substantial. Elysium looks to change all that.

Not only does the sci-fi flick feature Damon running and fighting for his life, but it unites the superstar with writer/director Neill Blomkamp, who burst onto the scene four years ago with the brilliant -- and surprisingly deep -- District 9.

What does this mean for moviegoers? The closest thing to a blockbuster with the brains that we're likely to see this year. And one that will bring the boom, as the below trailer promises.

Observe:



Set in the year 2154, where the very wealthy live on a man-made space station while the rest of the population resides on a ruined Earth, a man takes on a mission that could bring equality to the polarized worlds. 

Elysium also stars Jodie Foster, William Fichtner and Sharlto Copley. It hits theatres Aug. 9.

Source: JoBlo.com
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300: Rise of an Empire trailer looks effing great

That's right, I'm not poo-pooing the existence of a sequel to 300. I'm not gonna say it can't be done. Because I've watched this gorgeous preview and believe that it can.

300: Rise of an Empire looks great!

Besides, I shat on the concept of an Evil Dead remake and dug it and even enjoyed A Good Day to Die Hard, which a lot of people didn't groove on. I'm different. Wanna fight about it?

Director Noam Murro's sequel picks up where the original 300 left off, with the Greek general Themistocles battling an invading army of Persians under the mortal-turned-god, Xerxes. Lena Headey returns while Eva Green and Sullivan Stapleton join the fray.



All I've got left to say is bring it! 300: Rise of an Empire opens March 7, 2014.

Source: Arrow in the Head
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Shawn VS Iron Man 3

I walked into this movie with some expectations; two Iron Man movies, plus an Avengers movie, in the bank . . .

Of course I dug them. As superheroish movies go, Iron Man has become my favourite. For now. Waiting for Man of Steel though.

As always, this was a high priced "hooker" that knew her job and completed it with complete satisfaction at the end.

There really is only one gripe: Tony Stark is a hero in the suit. He is just a man without it.

Let's remember that for next time.

Movie = Good.
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Jason versus Star Trek Into Darkness

One of the adjustments my wife and I made when we became parents and a one-income family was putting the brakes on regular trips to the multiplex, which wasn't easy given A) we both love movies and B) I review them for The Basement.

Fortunately, opportunities like Mike S's birthday come along, affording The Basement's head Twit and I the chance to boldly go where most moviegoers have gone by now.

After the crew of the Enterprise find an unstoppable force of terror from within their own organization, Captain Kirk leads a manhunt to a war-zone world to capture a one man weapon of mass destruction.

First off, if you didn't groove on what J.J. Abrams and crew did to Star Trek the first time around, you're probably going to hate this sequel. If you're an open-minded, non-traditionalist like myself and The S -- and Shawn too -- you're likely going to enjoy this action-packed, character-driven space opera.

Abrams made Star Trek exciting back in 2009 while maintaining the banter, character and sense of humour of the classic series. Sure, it's not as thoughtful as the original incarnation, but it's bigger, bolder and sexier. If you don't like it, shut up and don't watch it.

Into Darkness is more of the same, while still taking the series even further into an alternate universe that I hope will be explored in sequel after sequel.

As for this film, Benedict Cumberbatch is great as John Harrison/Khan, a literal one-man army the writers don't even try to align with the character Richardo Mantalbon made a sci-fi icon. But Cumberbatch is still Khan, and he's awesome!

The action in Into Darkness is incredible, as is the personal journey Kirk takes and the growing bond between himself and Spock. There's a lot of humour and every character has a moment to shine, which I can't say about any of the original Star Trek films. This is an ensemble piece cemented by Kirk, Spock and McCoy, not a three-man show.

I could go on, but I won't. This is a big, thrilling piece of summer entertainment with enough humanity to balance all the 'splosions. I'm giving it a Good, and hope Abrams makes Star Wars as cool as he made Trek.
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